My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it.'

I always say to women, 'Take advantage of the fact that you're in the minority, don't see it as a disadvantage. You're that much more unique when there's fewer of you.'

My kind of gay, meeting a woman and falling in love, is a different experience because it wasn't anything about 'Oh, I've always been gay and I'm breaking the chains.'

I'm always a big fan of if you approach somebody politely about something and you're not a nudge - you're just pretty honest and simple, my kind of philosophy is that I'm not afraid of 'no,' and that's way different than 'I won't take no for an answer.'

I’ve seen too many comics who got their own shows and were undone because they worked for an executive producer who didn’t understand their comedy or their sensibility.

If you thought you didn’t like some people on land...

They’re all sources of material. What I love about what I do, the more you talk about your life, there are so many people who have similar experiences.

Growing up, it was always, ‘If you buy kosher meat, they’re killed humanely.’ But I’ve seen so many horrible videos. What we thought was humane 100 years ago is not humane anymore. The ways animals suffer, I just couldn’t be a part of it anymore.

My father was the kind of guy who’d always say ‘Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it,’

There are so many opportunities that I could’ve gotten before if I had just took a little more of a risk.